Red had wasted himself on the pipe all night and was rummaging the fibers of the
carpet for little imagined chunks of crack, his fingers fidgeting with hope and
need, while a man in the kitchen was telling his brother about a woman so perfect
it made his balls clench up just thinking of her. He told his brother that if he
could lasso a winged heart like hers, he’d walk a straight path the rest of
his life and become the man he was intended to be. He maintained that he was a philosopher
first and a poet second, that without the lift of idea, beautiful words were as
stupid as daisies growing on unmade graves. His brother grunted agreement, slumped
heavily against the sink, eyes wandering in and out, lower lip dripping saliva and
beer. He’d heard all this before, knew its majesty and circumstance by heart.
“Lonely Tylenol, lonely Tylenol, lonely Tylenol,” a bright-faced boy
maybe nine was saying down the hallway for someone who might care. “Forwards
and backwards, it spells the same. Lonely Tylenol,” he instructed, proud scientist
of words, and gave the bottle a little musical shake.
The Kitchen Philosopher was explaining how this woman had made him feel like the
Jack of fucking Hearts, like King of the World, and how all he needed to be a happy
man was to bring her the slightest pleasure. And he meant that with a lowercase
and capital P.
Red’s sister, Wanda, came into the living room and was yelling at him to get
out of her house, that she didn’t want that shit he was on around her son,
that she’d call the goddamn police if he didn’t get out the door right
then and there. Red focused on her, fear on his face, stood, and walked out of the
house, muttering whipped-dog whines on his shuffling way. The door clicked behind
him without conviction, and Wanda waited some time before locking it. Her head shook
absently, unbelieving of the blue-gray streaks of paint on the glass of the door
where the painters had slopped the job they weren’t paid much to do.
“That sonuvabitch,” she said, back in the kitchen, pouring a too-strong,
bottom-shelf gin and tonic. She gulped at her drink, swearing to never speak to
her brother again.
The Kitchen Philosopher stopped talking of his lofty and unattained love, felt sympathy
for the crow’s feet of Wanda’s eyes, the thickness of her waist, her
job in Kroger’s meat department, the poverty her life had been. He thought
he could have loved her once as well. All that unmoored heft.
“Lonely Tylenol,” the boy said.
“It’s time for bed now. Let mommy and her friends be.”
She patted the boy on the back and watched as he walked to the far end of the hallway—where
his room gaped, glowing yellow from a bedside lamp—a rattle of pills in his
hand.
—Previously published in Contemporary World Literature (May/June 2011)