If there is a God of Dogs,
It is a Great White Greyhound
That races the tracks of Dog Heaven,
Coursing from planet to planet,
Its infinite tail ever wagging
& sweeping the stars away.
If there is a God of Dogs,
& if greyhounds are religious,
Then what would they pray for?
Why, good homes and bones!
& when greyhounds enter Dog Heaven,
Bones rain down from the sky.